"Getting to know you, getting to know all about you..." well, me, actually

At the age of twenty-two, I have decided two things for certain. 

1. I am tired of being serially single.
2. My life is too ridiculous not to share with the world.

So, I'm going to chronicle my sitcom-like antics in hopes that I can make someone out there smile. And, you know, maybe get a book deal or a tv show or something. Hey, it could happen... right?

Anyway, there are a few things you should probably know about me.

1. I am 22.
2. I have never been asked out or kissed.
3. I'm attracted to men.
4. My goal is always to make someone laugh.
5. I'm a thick girl with a pretty smile and a great personality.
6. Yes, I know I just labeled myself a "great personality" type girl.
7. I don't care.
8. I can be a little bitchy sometimes.
9. I'm rarely serious.
10. I'm rarely just kidding.

Also, I live in north Alabama, I'm a student studying communications, and I have a crazy cast of friends that have taken it upon themselves to help me find love. Or their version of it, anyway.